What is brown and rhymes with 'snoop'?
Dr. Dre
Jokes and jokes and jokes
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ScrmnPeeler
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anticlmber
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World's shortest fairy tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after
and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf, climbed a lot
and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after
and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf, climbed a lot
and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
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flashmaster
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anticlmber
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this man and lady are on an airplane and they strike up a conversation.
the man asks the woman what she does and she replies, "i'm a sex therapist who's writing a book on sex myths."
the guy says, "really, like what?"
" well you see, many people think the blacks have the longest cocks while really it's the native americans" , she states.
"also, the girthiest penis belongs to the jews and to top it off the the group with the most stamina and virility are the eastern kentucky hill folk" she says.
"interesting" the man exclaims.
they continue to talk and eventually the plane lands and the deboard. as they are walking off the plane the women says, "i'm sorry, i never got your name."
the man replies, "oh i'm sorry, my name is running bear finklestein, but my friends call me "bubba.""
the man asks the woman what she does and she replies, "i'm a sex therapist who's writing a book on sex myths."
the guy says, "really, like what?"
" well you see, many people think the blacks have the longest cocks while really it's the native americans" , she states.
"also, the girthiest penis belongs to the jews and to top it off the the group with the most stamina and virility are the eastern kentucky hill folk" she says.
"interesting" the man exclaims.
they continue to talk and eventually the plane lands and the deboard. as they are walking off the plane the women says, "i'm sorry, i never got your name."
the man replies, "oh i'm sorry, my name is running bear finklestein, but my friends call me "bubba.""
Like me on facebook but hate me in real life
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
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anticlmber
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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do the job and two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket..
Three. One to do the job and two to listen to him brag about the
screwing part.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket..
Wanna have an adventure?