Hemoriodal strangulation

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Hemoriodal strangulation

Post by Guest »

I have been having a problem because of climbing lately. My 'riods are acting up again. This time I have an external one that has become so distended that it looks like a red finger with a blister on the tip of it. (1)can I pop this thing like a zit? (2)Can I band it like a calf? and if I do is there any chance of a/an infection?

Do you know of any permanent solutions to this chronic problem other than surgery. I'm poor and not a Canadian.
rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

see a doctor and stop sharing this sick shit online :!: :evil:
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Post by Guest »

I found a picture of what mine looks like. It might be a little graphic for the faint of heart.
http://minho.show.org.tw/gs/images/Hemo ... olapse.JPG
Christian
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Post by Christian »

take a stick of butter roll it in white sugar ,flour and fresh bread crumbs deep fry in palm oil at 350 degrees and ....
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
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Artsay
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Post by Artsay »

Dude, I feel really sorry for you...
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.
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Post by Yasmeen »

I think I just gagged audibly...
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Post by Guest »

What happened Yasi? It's not that bad. Only when I gotta go. Then it feels like I'm trying to shit a freight train. Some times when its real bad it hurts to take a deep breath.
Right now its tolerable. I'm just wanting to know if it will cause trouble if I pop it like a zit?
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

no it's not harmful j.h. go for it! that's what i've done for the past 7 years. they come back, but man, all that blood and puss and shit that shoots out when you pop it is delicious!
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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Post by Guest »

This one time when I was in the Navy. I had one so bad that the doctor wanted to do a "manuel expression" of it. I thought he just wanted to make funny faces at me. When he got back there and started squeezing it I though an elephant was trying to have his way with me!!
Christian
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Post by Christian »

JH, you have way too much fun with Uranus. :shock:
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
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