Overheard at Miguel's - that damned Pavlov!

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Christian
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Post by Christian »

dsaNow this is a thread you can really sink your teeth into. :mrgreen:
1st story: along time ago I was a prosecutor and there was this serial burglar who love to steal construction equipment and supplies so one night he broke into the local utility supply yard and peeled a bunch of heavy duty(expensive) wire off a spool and took it. He got so excited he pinched a loaf nearby and left. Apparently there are sertain people that burgle(sp) or steal that get so excited they cut loose.( sometime if you catch me at Miguel's I will tell what I told the crime scene unit to do with the poo)
2nd story: we were climbing Table Rock, NC 11/01 and was cleaning the route and about 1/2 way thru the 1st pitch I discovered I needed to go #2; it was cold and we were on the north(west?) side, I had no knife and was a little afraid to take off my harness so finished the climb and left my "plaque" on top. :oops:
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
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Post by Guest »

hey Christian, I think we met. Don't you have a 13 year old son who was at Miguel's a few weeks back reading about D&D?

So what would having a knife had done for your need to move your bowels?? And did you smear your plaque on the rock so it would break down faster?

...been there, done that. Rocks make sheisty TP, too.
merrick
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Post by merrick »

when i was climbing the grand teton i left a special present on about the 9th pitch. i did it for the anthropologists of the future.
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Christian
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Post by Christian »

Sandy wrote:hey Christian, I think we met. Don't you have a 13 year old son who was at Miguel's a few weeks back reading about D&D?

So what would having a knife had done for your need to move your bowels?? And did you smear your plaque on the rock so it would break down faster?

...been there, done that. Rocks make sheisty TP, too.
Hey Sandy,
That's me.I would have cut a hole in my trouser's and gone #2,I guess.
It was pretty funny my friend Craig was about 20 ft above and heard me moaning and looked down and saw me kind of embracing the rock at the belay ledge and I had to explain my problem, everyone thought it was hilarious. I did too,later.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
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Now sometimes the same thing happens to me at the crag. I look at rock.I gotta go!! :mrgreen:


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