they've got the fury, sure... but in order to climb effectively, they'd need to focus on breathing and not getting pumped, etc... zombies can only focus on their hunger, right? no zombie has the zen-master state of mind needed to climb up a building or a cliff, but maybe only a fence or something.
and for the slow ones, all you need to do is get up on the couch or something.
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bollocks.toad857 wrote:they've got the fury, sure... but in order to climb effectively, they'd need to focus on breathing and not getting pumped, etc... zombies can only focus on their hunger, right? no zombie has the zen-master state of mind needed to climb up a building or a cliff, but maybe only a fence or something.
and for the slow ones, all you need to do is get up on the couch or something.
zombies don't have any blood pumping, but some kind of sludge, usually a dark green. so they can't get pumped.
they don't need to be zen masters, they are the undead.
if there is food at the top of the cliff (think a stranded sport climber), they will climb the cliff by any means necessary.
fortunetly for the sport climber, his brain is of little value to the undead due to its less than average size and density.
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Fucking undead! I hate the undead! In my experience, the undead climb very well. No fear of falling to their death as they are already dead. Don't think of it as Zen, think of it as Tantric. 
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