Ticking routes that you haven't sent(F*&KERS)!?

mule68 · Post by **mule68** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:21 am

YEAH THIS WEB SITE IS STUPID ANYWAYS, EVERYONE IS JUST SHOWING OFF HERE SPRAYING, SO EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP, WHO CARES!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:29 am

My family and I, pictured below, resent this talk of gumbies and fish. And it's not this website that is stupid, it's all the people posting on it. DUH!

Post by **littlefeller** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:39 am

MULLETS RULE!

Post by **andy_lemon** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 6:31 am

Dang Sandy, your hot!

Post by **Christian** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:56 pm

You know, I think there was a haircut along time ago(50s/60s) called a DA,which I think means "duck's ass". Could someone please confirm/affirm my reality?...please....thorw me bone....uhh.

Post by **GWG** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:14 pm

Is it the hair cut Jim Carey had in the Ace Ventura movies a DA?

Post by **Spragwa** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:19 pm

The duck-tail. It is the hair cut Jim Carey Had. I only know this b/c my hair does a natural duck's butt when it's cut short. I hate it. That's why my hair does not get cut shorter than a bob...EVER.

Post by **canadaclimbergirl** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:25 pm

So how does one get away from the 'Gumby' title? Is it having a tick list? is it being seen climbing by others??

oh..I had a bus driver in school who had a duck butt...and he greased it with some kind of shiny hair lube. Very stylin'.

Post by **SikMonkey** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:42 pm

Well, I think one has to avoid getting the title in the first place by always doing the intelligent thing such as: not TR'ing through the anchors, not getting on climbs 2 number grades above your ability just to impress someone, always belaying correctly (big one), knowing the difference between a clean send and a hang dog

, NOT bringing your whole damn climbing club and having all 50 of them camp out right under the same climb all day leaving nothing but a patch of desert where a forest used to be, etc, etc, etc.

Mj

DISCLAIMER: This is not directed to anyone specifically, but are things I have observed in the past which may constitue "gumby-ism"

Post by **canadaclimbergirl** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:10 pm

So.....everyone new to this forum automatically gets the title anyways right??

regardless of experience etc.