Lost Skivvies

[TradMike]

Do you think the last thing they said was, Oh crap

Walks into a store, and says to the clerk “I need a new
pair of skivvies – it’s an emergency!â€

[woodchuck008]

Person must have been looking to drop load at the ' Panty Wall' but forgot they were at RRG and not Red Rocks, NV.

[DuppyC]

Someone with that kind of a brainless mentality for both environmentalism and ethics, it can only be one kind of species...gym rats! Yep, get'em in the true environment and they squirt. Here's to Darwin’s theory.

That is funny, b.c I was thinking that it was surely an Ohioan that left the stinky drawers behind.

Actually, this whole story reminds me of a past visit to the doc's office when I muttered the words "don't worry, they are clean, just a little shit stained," to an obviously shocked, young nurse.

[Meadows]

That's why gyms should be preaching Leave No Trace ethics.

[JeffCastro]

An elderly couple goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor says to the old man I need a blood sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. The old man is almost deaf so he asks his wife what the doctor said and she says. He needs a pair of your underwear.