Lost Skivvies

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pigsteak
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Lost Skivvies

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Dear Climber:
To whomever lost/disposed of their panties on the trail up at Bob Marley, I have a few questions.

First, these are turquoise and burgundy hawaiian motif boxers (size small) made by Patagonia. And now my tirade: why would you poop yourself and then leave your underwear virtually in the middle of the trail? As a climber, is that really how you feel about your fellow climbers, that they owe it to you to babysit you? No wonder the oil companies don't want us on their land..we can't even take care of our own.

Next, whatever good vibes/karma point/style you achieved by buying Patagonia was lost when you decided to go 180 degrees from what the esteemed founder of Patagonia was trying to accomplish. Just proves you were into fashion and not true environmentalism.

Lastly, if a bit of hershey squirts in the bottom of your drawers is all it takes for you to dispose of a $30 pair of undies in the middle of the trail, please stay at home and quit climbing.

Rjackson and I put them in a plastic bag and packed them out for you. you owe us. more importantly, shame on you for being so selfish and inconsiderate.
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Toy
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Post by Toy »

booty?
KD
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Post by KD »

I think I pooped right next to them - except i was off of the trail though and disposed correctly too.
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Re: Lost Skivvies

Post by redpointron »

pigsteak wrote:Dear Climber:
To whomever lost/disposed of their panties on the trail up at Bob Marley, I have a few questions.

First, these are turquoise and burgundy hawaiian motif boxers (size small) made by Patagonia. And now my tirade: why would you poop yourself and then leave your underwear virtually in the middle of the trail? As a climber, is that really how you feel about your fellow climbers, that they owe it to you to babysit you? No wonder the oil companies don't want us on their land..we can't even take care of our own.

Next, whatever good vibes/karma point/style you achieved by buying Patagonia was lost when you decided to go 180 degrees from what the esteemed founder of Patagonia was trying to accomplish. Just proves you were into fashion and not true environmentalism.

Lastly, if a bit of hershey squirts in the bottom of your drawers is all it takes for you to dispose of a $30 pair of undies in the middle of the trail, please stay at home and quit climbing.

Rjackson and I put them in a plastic bag and packed them out for you. you owe us. more importantly, shame on you for being so selfish and inconsiderate.
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Post by Lateralus »

How do they fit Pigsteak
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

I have to admit, voyeuristically the thought of these belonging to a lady was well, um.....yeah...anyway....




ok...still gross...we had loppers with us and picked them up that way.....lol...looked like radioactive material man...
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Post by RRO »

i left those there as a trap for bigfoot.......
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Post by tbwilsonky »

RRO wrote:i left those there as a trap for bigfoot.......
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Post by Meadows »

Wow.
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Post by rjackson »

Yep. Fact is so much stranger than fiction...
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