4th Annual Derelict Festival!!!!!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:23 pm

As many of you know, it is getting closer to the new up and coming international event for climbing, amongst other things, in the southeast. This years 3rd Annual Derelict Fest will be held in Miguel's parking lot, as usual, on Octover 10 through 12. This years theme:

Chainsaws and Vomit!

Batguano, along with myself, have prepared a tentative schedule. We are still open to ideas for clinics and events, however they must pertain to the theme of this years 3rd Annual Derelict Fest!

Due to technical difficulties with our server (Big Thanks to Ray for the use of his headquarters!), our schedule is as follows. Hopefully the website (www.derelictfest.org) will be back up and running before too long.

Friday, October 10
8:00 am - Unveiling of this years official malt liquor beverage!
Formal attire required.

12:00 pm - Projectile Vomiting Distance Championship. Last years winner, Danny, will be back, so start practicing!

8:00 pm - 3rd Annual Drunked CHainsaw contest will be held in the southern region! THis land is for our use, so don't worry! Get those bars straightened and chains sharpened!

12:00 am - Official tapping of the Kegs!!!!!!! Chainsaws required.

Saturday, October 11

8:00 am - Trapeze Clinic performed by Leonardo de Rinovicci

12:00 pm - Clearcutting service at the Motherlode. Gasoline and oil provided

6:00 pm - Pirate Ship building contest. Bring your Jolly Rogers! Arrrr!!!

10:45 pm - Pirate SHip battle reinactment. THis is a new event and will be held at Marks BBQ. We will pretend to fire on the Redcoats! They'll be seein davey jones locker, yarrr! (Spud cannons preferred along with Swords, Knives, or sharp blunt clubs)
11:00 pm - Rape and pillage time!

Sunday, October 12

3:00 am - The 4th annual "Drunk Guy Contest". Liquor will be available along with Ale 8. Sponsored by Knob Creek.

4:00 am - "Drunk Guy" prize distribution! This years "Drunk Guy" will receive 14 gallons of coleman fuel to distribute evenly on his/her own vehicle!!!

4:07 am - 1st annual "Lighting of the Car". This sacred ceremony will begin with ignition of aforementioned party's automobile with roman candles. This will be held in rememberance of the 9/11 pigs in uniform.

6:00 am - Endangered Species of the Red River Gorge and surrounding areas clinic: Identification, destruction, and erasure, an alternative solution to FS involvement. Performed by batguano and Horatio Felacio.

11:45 am - Ancient Artifact Identification and Disposal. Performed by batguano and Horatio Felacio.

3:00 pm - "Last Call for Alcohol!!"

12:00 am - Car race back to Lexington and closing of the festivities!

Hope to see everyone there!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:49 pm

WTF!!!

Post by **andy_lemon** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:41 am

Man, you've really thought this out. How do I enter for the "Drunk Guy Contest"? I'm a shoe-in.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:42 am

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:21 am

All contests and clinics are free, but we are hoping to raise enough money through donations to further our progress on fighting evening sobriety.

Post by **Gretchen** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:48 am

You seem much more organized this year HF. Do you have an event planner?

Post by **Spragwa** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:30 pm

SAWEET! You are so my hero. Hey Ho, I thought you were going to have a wrestling match with Dakota this year? What happened to that? Are you chicken?

Post by **rhunt** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:29 pm

What about a live reading of the Limericks?

Post by **andy_lemon** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 8:38 pm

rhunt wrote:What about a live reading of the Limericks?

Horatio does that every Thursday night at Starbucks in Lexington.

Post by **loren** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:11 pm

I am personally and deeply offended by your of the word "pigs". I challenge you to a duel, your choice of weapons.