Kentucky Bigfoot?

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:35 pm

them sasquatches are alright but they ain't right

Post by **cliftongifford** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:32 pm

not a sasquatch, but found some mountain lion scat in menifee county the other day... not too far from the red.

Post by **toad857** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:11 pm

no you didn't. again, sorry.

Post by **cliftongifford** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:18 pm

toad857 wrote:no you didn't. again, sorry.

do you not believe cougars are in ky?

Post by **bcrock** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:57 am

Which one is correct?
Them damn bigfoot are smart.
Them damn bigfeet are smart.
Them damn bigfoots are smart.

For a long long time they have been shape-shifting their poop to look like cougar poop. See there, it worked. Innocent cliftongifford thought he saw evidence of cougar. He is certainly not the first. Be careful out there.

Post by **cliftongifford** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:34 am

so really I saw sasquatch poo? that's amazing! I was kinda hoping they didn't eat large animals like deer, but I guess they do... or did they teleport the deer hair into the poo to make us think they eat deer? them bigfoot are smart.

Post by **toad857** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:14 pm

cliftongifford wrote:
toad857 wrote:no you didn't. again, sorry.
do you not believe cougars are in ky?

let's just put it this way. if this were vegas, i'd bet $2500 that it's not cougar scat.

Post by **bcrock** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:02 pm

cliftongifford wrote:so really I saw sasquatch poo? that's amazing! I was kinda hoping they didn't eat large animals like deer, but I guess they do... or did they teleport the deer hair into the poo to make us think they eat deer? them bigfoot are smart.

No no no. Bigfeets are vegetarians. Some folks think they are vegans, but, I bet they are smart enough to eat honey. See, this shape-shifting shit (not a pun) is really cool. Not only is the homogenized part of the poop shifted to cougar poop, but, the undigested fiber such as corn is shifted to undigested stuff commonly found in cougar poop.

I know this sounds a bit confusing. Its really not. Shape-shifting only shifts the SHAPE not the smell or taste.

Post by **cliftongifford** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:19 pm

the scat was segmented, medium dog sized, and full of deer hair. probably a cougar, although I never actually saw the lion. I would think coyote first, but coyotes don't have segmented shit.
I've seen a picture of a cougar from a trail camera that was set up in greenup county. and I have a front page newspaper article has been on my fridge since 1998 about a confirmed mountain lion sighting that was within a few feet of my dads farm where I used to hunt in boyd co. I've heard it scream more than once. Someone killed one about 20 years ago with a bread truck or something, but I don't remember where it was.

Post by **cliftongifford** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:31 pm

I wonder if bigfoots can do that shape-shifting with themselves. so when you walk up on one they just turn into a deer, or a tree or something.