Knee Pads

[ahab]

skateboard shops sell shoe goo. well, they at least they did sell shoe goo 85 years ago when i skated. now they probably don't so you have to buy another pair of shoes.

[One-Fall]

i got shoe goo at walmart next to the shoe laces.

[bcombs]

Lowes should have the Plasti-dip. It's in the section with the spray paint. They probably don't even know they have it. Blue can about the size of a tennis ball can.

Again, make sure to use it in a well ventilated area, or be prepared to kill off those last few cells.

Here is what you are looking for: http://www.plastidip.com/home_solutions/Plasti_Dip

[toad857]

i like the idea of taking a towel up there with you, and just jam it up under your knee. makes for a comfy kneebar, i imagine.

ethics police wanna comment on that one? (allow me to preemptively reply that i don't care)

[krampus]

right, cus when your hanging upside down by the pads of your finger tips, your new nanobeta will have to include removing the towel from your chalk bag to tie around your knee. Ethics? I say go for it.

[toad857]

this is what i think of your comment

[krampus]

dude, where did you get that shot of anticlimbrs good side.

[anticlmber]

you can't see my good side because its in your mom.

[jordancolburn]

i like the idea of taking a towel up there with you, and just jam it up under your knee. makes for a comfy kneebar, i imagine.

"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."

quotation from The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

[toad857]

and in the case of one of these.....



..you can use it to wipe your ass after a nasty one

(edit: who dey)