New Route Names

Post by **reason** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:54 pm

i always liked the name "penalty slack"

when someone fucks up, just pay out a little penalty slack.

Post by **woodchuck008** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:48 pm

Stumbling through a drunken night's voabulary usually gives me some good ones to use later. Keep them all in a little notebook for future consideration.

Post by **heidiramma** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:04 pm

Terminal Itch
7 Bolts to Kevin Bacon
Seen It, Done It
Tail Buffer

Post by **TankAzz** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:15 pm

"terminal itch" makes me think we should name a crag full of routes after venereal diseases

Post by **woodchuck008** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:51 am

Had an area back here in Wisc., once called the 'Gyno wall. Climbs like the Vulva, Yeast Infection, etc. But seems a new guide book has either renamed them or deleted from the book. Fascist censorship!

Post by **heidiramma** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:02 pm

TankAzz wrote:"terminal itch" makes me think we should name a crag full of routes after venereal diseases

good one! That was pretty much the idea - "bitch" climbs.

Post by **Ascentionist** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:45 pm

Names I have given to boulder problems:

Aptly Named

Working Title

Routes:

Little White Lie (said I'd be home much earlier than I made it that day)

Blue Sky (only blue sky was over this route on a rainy day)

Everybody Loves a Car Wreck (my wife called me as I was topping out and told me she had been in a wreck)

Grave Dancers Union (tops out near a cemetery)

Tuff Noogies (got to give my wife credit, it was a route we guided on and every time a client complained about not being able to do a particular move on this route she would yell "Tuff Noogies!")

Ruff Noogies (harder variation to the right)

Fat Camp (wide crack)

Freezer Burn (for the feeling in your hands on a cold day of climbing just as they start to warm up, apt for the FA)

Live, Die and Pay Taxes (FAed on April 15)

All Cracked Up (crack climb)

Fist Fight (splitter fist crack)

Slave to the Grind (couldn't get out to do this one because I was working so much, finally got on it)

No Tears in Heaven (holds significantly improved at the top)

Post by **krampus** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:26 pm

bromancing the stone - should be well deserving of the name, an offwidth for instance

Post by **ynot** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:24 pm

is fist fight at greenbriar?

Post by **Meadows** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:26 pm

Comfortably Numb for a crimpy route. Can't believe Terry never named a route this.