Roadside thief

Post by **bcombs** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:49 pm

ha ha... retard strength.

Post by **cliftongifford** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:14 pm

whatahutch wrote:Clifton, I second that choking comment. I have been waiting for a moment like that for a long time. I want to actually say that too.
"I been waiting a long time for this," I'd say and then I would double leg drop them in the gravel. Pull a mounted triangle, choke the capilaries out of his eyes, while giving them a noogy until their head bleeds.

BTW Clif, do you know Allen?

Al, I used to practically live with him. He's one of my best friends. We climb together all the time.

Post by **jordancolburn** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:47 pm

pigsteak wrote: with that there sort of coherent speak, must've some yer relatives.

Well I was born in east TN, then moved to a county in west KY where the biggest holiday is Tater Day.....it's not looking promising.....

rhunt wrote: What if I have a rebel flag, nascar, and a "get 'er done" stickers on my car? Will they leave me alone then?

No, that makes it more likely you have the last Dale Earnhardt Jr. Burger King Collectible Cup they need to complete their collection in your car.

Post by **rhunt** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:02 pm

Post by **Meadows** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:21 pm

You're expecially a redneck if you juxtapose the Rebel flag with the U.S. flag.

Post by **Josephine** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:25 pm

Meadows wrote:You're expecially a redneck if you juxtapose the Rebel flag with the U.S. flag.

so i met this guy at a party and he was telling me about how he was going to get a "rebel flag" tattooed on his left bicep and the american flag on is right bicep.

so i asked him if he was rooting for both sides

and he didn't get it