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ahab
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Post by ahab »

pigsteak wrote:quote]
Must've some smart rednecks/hillbillies.[/quote ]

with that there sort of coherent speak, must've some yer relatives.
with that inability to properly use the quote tool, must've sharing the same gene pool. :wink:
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Andrew wrote:The last time some one left a note on their car saying "doors unlocked nothing valuable in car" got their battery stolen. Please don't insult the poor "hillbillys" intelligence, he is probably smarter than you. If I was a thief and you wrote that I would take your battery, spare tire, rear view mirror, shift knob, radio, trunk lining, air filter, and if I had a wrench your hood.
Brilliant! Do you honestly believe a car door lock would deter anyone who was that gung ho on stealing from you? Do you think they would need a set of car keys to take all 4 wheels and the catalytic converter? If you are worried about your car getting stripped like that then I recommend you lock it in a garage and never move it again. Most thieves who break into cars are looking for stuff that it is quick and easy to take.
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Re: Roadside thief

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jdstic2 wrote:I heard this kind of stuff used to happen in the southern region till somebody scared the thieves off, we need to make that happen at roadside.
This happened at Roadside long before there was a "Southern Region" and they weren't scared off, they just got caught. Of course that left a vacancy and eventually someone else stepped in to their territory until they got caught and so on and so forth. Its always going to happen. Its a cycle.

The best thing you can do is to NOT LEAVE VALUABLES IN YOUR CAR! Don't leave empty backpacks, purses or grocery bags. The thieves won't know they are empty until your window has been smashed. Don't leave the doors unlocked for reasons cited above.

Also, its best if you drive an '85 Honda Accord with local tags and don't put climbing stickers all over it. Just sayin'...

Or better yet, ride your bike to the crag.
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Post by Andrew »

I can't tell if you are agreeing with me or not reading properly. Either way I know some one who wrote that at the motherlode parking lot and got their battery stolen. Oh yea, you suck.
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Post by whatahutch »

Clifton, I second that choking comment. I have been waiting for a moment like that for a long time. I want to actually say that too.
"I been waiting a long time for this," I'd say and then I would double leg drop them in the gravel. Pull a mounted triangle, choke the capilaries out of his eyes, while giving them a noogy until their head bleeds.

BTW Clif, do you know Allen?
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Post by MacGyver »

Just leave your gun case (clearly empty/open) in the front seat or some bullets in the cup holder.
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Post by rhunt »

What if I have a rebel flag, nascar, and a "get 'er done" stickers on my car? Will they leave me alone then?
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rhunt wrote:What if I have a rebel flag, nascar, and a "get 'er done" stickers on my car? Will they leave me alone then?
probably, but then you have to worry about your peers
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Post by gripster »

Andrew wrote:I can't tell if you are agreeing with me or not reading properly. Either way I know some one who wrote that at the motherlode parking lot and got their battery stolen. Oh yea, you suck.
You can't tell because you are dumb. And I know I suck (now I am agreeing with you). [/quote]
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Post by Andrew »

You are right, I am dumb, dumb and strong.
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