Ye Olde Booty Thread

Post by **ahab** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:30 pm

ahoy, ye lily-livered land lubbers! this here be where ye report yer booty, me hearties!

have ye eâ€™er found yerself aft a long harrrrd day a climbinâ€™ up yonder cracks, too exhausted to push on any farrrrther? did ye fancy a small sacrifice to the gods of booty be in order?

avast, matey! post yer tales of epic bloody booty exploits here! for a small bounty of the finest of meads, we may be retrievinâ€™ yer prized piece and be returninâ€™ that wench of a cam to â€˜er rightful owner!

here be examples of such unfortunate souls.

http://www.redriverclimbing.com/viewtopic.php?t=5743
http://www.redriverclimbing.com/viewtopic.php?t=10615
http://www.redriverclimbing.com/viewtopic.php?t=11326
http://www.redriverclimbing.com/viewtopic.php?t=12003

many a piece o' gear plucked n plundered from the depths, thus farrrr.
each anâ€™ eâ€™ery one returned to â€˜er rightful owner, oâ€™ course.

so post away, me scurvy ridden dogs!

Post by **Brentucky** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:17 pm

ahab, don't start pretendin like you're a nice guy. this is not that attribute of any REAL traddie.

oh wait, i reread and noticed "for a small bounty of the finest of meads." now i get it! help and be helped, tis a good way of things.

Post by **ahab** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:34 pm

arrr, a lot o bilge that be! brentucky be a true land lubber if eâ€™er i seen one! yer hands sooner be stuck in the care oâ€™ a manicurist before they be jammin' in a crack! silence, ye ole scallywag les ye be shown no quarter by the likes o me!

Post by **toad857** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:54 pm

some people leave their draws up for months and months and months....then they get pissed because someone else, who doesn't want to die because of a razor sharp biner, removes a few of them. where does that fit in?

Post by **GWG** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:25 pm

Ahab,

You're early! "Talk Like A Pirate Day" ain't till Saturday.

Post by **ahab** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:31 pm

toad857 wrote:...where does that fit in?

tis land lubben, belly-aching, barnacle bashing sport wankers ye speak of. aye, belong here it don't, says i.

Post by **gripster** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:20 pm

your pirate talking skills are unsurpassed. i would personally like to see this thread hijacked and become a contest of who has the most mad pirate skills.

Post by **anticlmber** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:02 am

aye yess, a contest fer a prize ave we?? be it a large one?? tis a big booty contest tis it? drop the 2live, crew.

Post by **clif** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:59 am

tis a blown and blight'd score capt'n, canker'd hooks amid lost souls n'er to see filld sail o'day. let 'r blow.

Post by **Jay** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:25 am

All ye scalliwags let it be known-

The penalty for tryin' to commandeer a thread be keelhaulin!