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calvinivlac
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Post by calvinivlac »

[quote="TradMike"]Did you hear about the student who took a samurai sword for protection confronting a robber?

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryla ... 4199.story[/quote]

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"The police spokesman said the student who wielded the weapon had no advanced sword training. "He wasn't a ninja," Guglielmi said. "He may have been moderately trained or on the intermediate level."

We have a dead body and a samurai sword. I think that qualifies him as a ninja.
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Post by Crankmas »

the officials are huddled, reviewing the tape, sprinting back to midfield now, and the call is...
Andrew
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Post by Andrew »

The last time some one left a note on their car saying "doors unlocked nothing valuable in car" got their battery stolen. Please don't insult the poor "hillbillys" intelligence, he is probably smarter than you. If I was a thief and you wrote that I would take your battery, spare tire, rear view mirror, shift knob, radio, trunk lining, air filter, and if I had a wrench your hood.
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anticlmber
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Post by anticlmber »

i'll give you your stuff back if you apologize for the hillbilly remark. you cityfucks are all the same, ignurnt.
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toad857
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Post by toad857 »

holy shit. im buying a samurai sword.
michaelzr2
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Post by michaelzr2 »

If you could figure out a way to electrify the skin of a car, that would definitely solve the problem.
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rockman
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Post by rockman »

bcombs wrote:
whatahutch wrote:They also broke into another car that was there and stole their cpu and pb&j sandwiches.
They only stole the CPU? That's weird... I mean, the amount of time to unscrew the case, take the fan off, and take the CPU out... they were really risking getting caught.
Awesome.... I was too late on this thread to make my own smart-ass remarks...

Nice work.
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flashmaster
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Post by flashmaster »

No, he obviously was not a ninja!!! If he was, there would have been no sign of ninja activity around the dead body except for a cleanly severed head. Ninjas dont leave evidence just destruction!!
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jordancolburn
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Post by jordancolburn »

They only stole the CPU? That's weird... I mean, the amount of time to unscrew the case, take the fan off, and take the CPU out... they were really risking getting caught.
Glad I'm not the only one geeky enough to think that. Must've some smart rednecks/hillbillies.
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

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Must've some smart rednecks/hillbillies.[/quote]

with that there sort of coherent speak, must've some yer relatives.
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