The Onionist: Wedding Crasher Caught Scouting Potential

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The Onionist: Wedding Crasher Caught Scouting Potential

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Wedding Crasher Caught Scouting Potential at Local Bridal Shower

Seeking to gauge the possibilities of desperate, sex-crazed single women at weddings, wedding crashers are surreptitiously taking inventory at bridal showers. With economic downturn and clichéd acts of deceit, wedding crashers don’t take chances on buying a wedding gift without an ROI. “Women love guys with a haunted past, or guys who can make cute animal balloons, but in a town as small as this, you can easily cross paths with a former wedding hookup,â€
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Post by MiaRock »

Hahaha!!! Classic!!!!

Thanks for coming to my party Ray :D
excellent point mia....you are correct. ~ Pigsteak
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Mia, you're one of few women I'd put a skirt on for. Meadows, I'll get you.
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Aw, Sir! First time in my life I had felt I could go for another chick.
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Post by Saxman »

Who knew Ray was practicing for his new stage show that will be premiering at Rocktoberfest, "Drag Queen Climbers."
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Saxman wrote:Who knew Ray was practicing for his new stage show that will be premiering at Rocktoberfest, "Drag Queen Climbers."
Maybe we can get Odub to remix some ABBA! :D
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:shock:
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Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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