I'm not an accountant or anything, but seems to be there isn't enough daylight to accomplish what you want here....a day at the crag and then another half at the crag...maybe you strong chumps turn back time?SCIN wrote:If your woman isn't climbing hard enough to have fun at Dark Side or the Lode then just spend the first day at one crag and the second half at another. There's plenty of daylight for 2 crags. Sport climbing is fast.
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my bad, what i meant to say was i think i saw rusty and anticlmber making out after he struggled his way up a 5.9 crack. .[/quote]
sounds like you should climb more instead of watching homo acts. maybe then YOU could be the one spraying their nads off.
i think rustbutts mad cus the little asian chicks won't give him no play. you suck at climbing, math, and bitches. maybe you and andrew should just come out of the closet together.
my bad, what i meant to say was i think i saw rusty and anticlmber making out after he struggled his way up a 5.9 crack. .[/quote]
sounds like you should climb more instead of watching homo acts. maybe then YOU could be the one spraying their nads off.
i think rustbutts mad cus the little asian chicks won't give him no play. you suck at climbing, math, and bitches. maybe you and andrew should just come out of the closet together.
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Haha, damn fellas, well i guess the cat is out of the bag. I have been doing this summer job where I sit in front of a computer for 45 hours a week. But, thankfully thats almost over and I can go back to the activity I do ALMOST as well as talking shit: rock climbing. For those of you in the red, I will be passing through in August if you care to say whats up. We can all have a good laugh, right? Anyways, this is my last post so you guys can have your forum back. Thanks for hours of laughs and entertainment .
disclaimer: the opinions I stated on the site are not actually mine. I just like fucking with you guys. To all that participated, thanks. To all that were offended, im sorry. I don't actually think any of this crap in real life.
disclaimer: the opinions I stated on the site are not actually mine. I just like fucking with you guys. To all that participated, thanks. To all that were offended, im sorry. I don't actually think any of this crap in real life.
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well if i said i wasn't going to miss your posts i would be lying. if i make it up there in august i will be looking for a (supposedly) super strong, mad shit talking guy name greg. there can't be more than like 10, 15 of you, right?rustyvasectomy wrote:Haha, damn fellas, well i guess the cat is out of the bag. I have been doing this summer job where I sit in front of a computer for 45 hours a week. But, thankfully thats almost over and I can go back to the activity I do ALMOST as well as talking shit: rock climbing. For those of you in the red, I will be passing through in August if you care to say whats up. We can all have a good laugh, right? Anyways, this is my last post so you guys can have your forum back. Thanks for hours of laughs and entertainment .
disclaimer: the opinions I stated on the site are not actually mine. I just like fucking with you guys. To all that participated, thanks. To all that were offended, im sorry. I don't actually think any of this crap in real life.
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Wow, we all just talk crap. You got to have a harder shell here. Maybe we will see you around. I doubt I will though since I climb at non-crags like roadside.
Things were just getting fun too. I had even told my wife there was some new trashtalker on the redriver forum.
We didn't mean to run you off.
Things were just getting fun too. I had even told my wife there was some new trashtalker on the redriver forum.
We didn't mean to run you off.
"Come to send, not condescend" - Eddie Vedder
Look at it from a woman's point of view. These poor women have to be satisfied with climber guys who have the bodies of 13 year old boys. No chests, skinny legs, skinny necks, and no tans (since we're usually dodging the sun for our projects). Every once in awhile you'll see a super muscular dude out at the crag pulling hard and the women will be looking at him instead of you while you're cruxing out and feeling like a rock star.
Sorry guys, we've chosen a sport where you only look good when you're pulling the crux move on your project. Please realize that compared to men who really put time into making their bodies look good we look like pieces of shit. Your woman, no doubt, looks at Men's Health magazine just wishing that you would eat a bit more protein and hit the bench press. So put you shirt back on and quit thinking you're sexy.
Sorry guys, we've chosen a sport where you only look good when you're pulling the crux move on your project. Please realize that compared to men who really put time into making their bodies look good we look like pieces of shit. Your woman, no doubt, looks at Men's Health magazine just wishing that you would eat a bit more protein and hit the bench press. So put you shirt back on and quit thinking you're sexy.
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