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rustyvasectomy
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For the fellas...

Post by rustyvasectomy »

Exibit a.

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its a climber girl that can out climb me and beat me up afterwards

exibit b
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a total goober gumby girl that thinks its a good idea to climb with your back to the wall.

exibit c
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she doesnt climb...

Just curious what you guys thought think is the perfect level of climbing abiliity for your girlfriend / wife/ regular hooker.

On the one hand, it would be cool to have a girl who climbs 5.14 and is really psyched to climb all the time. However, when she outmuscles you its not that attractive...

One the other hand, it you could have a girl that can toprope 5.7. However, then you find yourself at non-crags such as roadside more often than you like.

Or, you could have a girl that doesn't climb at all! That way, you can just go with the bros and have fun always. But, there is always a chance shes fucking the next door neighbor while you are always at the red.

In my opinion, she should climb about 5.11+ or 5.12-. This is a very strategic grade. Anything harder and strange muscles start to develop. Anything easier and motherlode is out of the question. Any thoughts?
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Post by Wes »

You forgot the poll options...
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Post by Andrew »

option c
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Post by enoch308 »

Being married with child, I prefer being out with my friends. I don't want to compete with my wife for time at the RRG. And I prefer my wife to be soft and smell good. Girl friends would be a different ball game all together. ( I've been told my climbing partners have to be guys. )
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Post by ynot »

I'm glad my wife doesn't climb. I can imagine the knock down drag out fights we would have at the crag and ruin everyones day.
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^ :lol:
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"hang the draws baby, daddy needs a redpoint!!"

as long as they fuck and can make sandwiches all the while keeping their mouth shut i'm cool with it.
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Post by Andrew »

I always thought you were gay, who knew?
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Post by anticlmber »

Andrew wrote:I always thought you were gay, who knew?
once again nutsack, just because YOU want to fuck me does NOT make me gay.


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Post by dmw »

you are an idiot
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