I just left a biner on the last bolt and lowered off. But I disagree about game boy being 5 star. Routes at the red, like most of anticlimber's orifices, only get better with age and travel. So, if a route has not been done many many many times, then it still has too much choss on it and does not have five star status.krampus wrote:there goes the neighborhood is damn good but I bet if "game boy" wasn't a top out it would be everyones favorite. It has all 5 star criteria and way more exciting than spirit fingers or neighborhood. Its long, sustained, and several types of movement, with good 11c type resting jugs along the way.
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"It’s a not so secret secret that people who call themselvs trad climbers dont actually climb. They just post shit on rocklimbing.com all night while masturbating to Parrollelojams."
its not the routs fault that people like to follow the heard and have forgotten about the pre-PMRP/Muir red.rustyvasectomy wrote:I just left a biner on the last bolt and lowered off. But I disagree about game boy being 5 star. Routes at the red, like most of anticlimber's orifices, only get better with age and travel. So, if a route has not been done many many many times, then it still has too much choss on it and does not have five star status.krampus wrote:there goes the neighborhood is damn good but I bet if "game boy" wasn't a top out it would be everyones favorite. It has all 5 star criteria and way more exciting than spirit fingers or neighborhood. Its long, sustained, and several types of movement, with good 11c type resting jugs along the way.
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ahh, the ever elusive traddie region of the gorge. Iv heard rumors about this place, tucked away somewhere between the southern region, Muir and torrent falls. Legend goes that it is deep in the traddie region that lie some of the most famous 5.9 cracks that traddies vehemently spray about! Of course, I can't dream about entering the territory because the native "I-only-climb-on-static-gear-brah-bro-traddie" is very protective of its domain...krampus wrote:its not the routs fault that people like to follow the heard and have forgotten about the pre-PMRP/Muir red.
"It’s a not so secret secret that people who call themselvs trad climbers dont actually climb. They just post shit on rocklimbing.com all night while masturbating to Parrollelojams."
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hey, Lance Armstrong, why you always riding your bike places and battling cancer? Why don't you give sitting around and smoking crack a try? It might be more fun than you think...
"It’s a not so secret secret that people who call themselvs trad climbers dont actually climb. They just post shit on rocklimbing.com all night while masturbating to Parrollelojams."
Um, no, probably not. But, I am sure you would whine like a baby on his warmups, that is if you could get past the first bolt. Maybe you should challenge him to a climb off, you know, like for money and stuff.gripster wrote:I still think you would flail and whine like a baby.
"There is no secret ingredient"
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Actually, it never really got done all that much, "back in the day and shit" either. It is dumb that it tops out, but the top out the sport route was a phase there for a while.krampus wrote:its not the routs fault that people like to follow the heard and have forgotten about the pre-PMRP/Muir red.rustyvasectomy wrote:I just left a biner on the last bolt and lowered off. But I disagree about game boy being 5 star. Routes at the red, like most of anticlimber's orifices, only get better with age and travel. So, if a route has not been done many many many times, then it still has too much choss on it and does not have five star status.krampus wrote:there goes the neighborhood is damn good but I bet if "game boy" wasn't a top out it would be everyones favorite. It has all 5 star criteria and way more exciting than spirit fingers or neighborhood. Its long, sustained, and several types of movement, with good 11c type resting jugs along the way.
"There is no secret ingredient"
Po, the kung fu panda
Po, the kung fu panda
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Eh, I may not be a good rock climber, but if its a rap battle or a juggling contest, your on gripster!!Wes wrote:Um, no, probably not. But, I am sure you would whine like a baby on his warmups, that is if you could get past the first bolt. Maybe you should challenge him to a climb off, you know, like for money and stuff.gripster wrote:I still think you would flail and whine like a baby.
"It’s a not so secret secret that people who call themselvs trad climbers dont actually climb. They just post shit on rocklimbing.com all night while masturbating to Parrollelojams."