Ew, ucky, poo!!

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weber
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the lurkist wrote:I read Rick's post about the challenges of pit toilets, but how about a pit toilet on around on the south slope, down the old logging road (logging- get it?) as you go up the hill to the undertow wall. The old road peels off to the right shortly after the trail tops out on the approach to the Undertow. The squatter could be built a bit just down this old two track. A platform would be built over a deep hole (to accomodate quite a bit of poo. ) You poop, drop in a handful of organic matter and let microbes, metabolic heat, and oxygen doo the rest. It would need to be resupplied occ with organic matter to mix. Wood chips, or just leaves (in which case no resupply needed). Yes, it would fill evetually. It would need to be moved at some point. But being built on the south sun exposed slope with good drainage it would basically take care of it self. It would be far enough up hill from any water that all infectious disease risk (Hep A, typhoid, e coli, giardia, etc) would be degraded in the drainage field (the long hillside down to the creek.)...
Although this sounds clever and workable, an outhouse by any other name is still an outhouse. And the Ky Board of Health says no outhouses. Not sure what the office in Lee County would say, but the Ky Bd. of Health office in Wolfe County essentially told us, "Dig a big poo hole and we'll slap you with a big fine."

A pit toilet can be built if you can provide assurance to the B of H, in the form of a contract with a honey dipper, to periodically pump it out and if the pit meets certain standards, such as being an impervious concrete container. Details can be obtained from the Ky Board of Health.
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Post by ynot »

now we know why the ones the forest service installed costed so much.
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Post by DriskellHR »

I love the name "honey dipper" thats friggin awsome :lol:
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Post by pigsteak »

now we know why govt is onerous....
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Post by krampus »

I think we need to come up with a good slogan for the t-shirts, because weather they work or not, I still want one.

front: What do you do with your doo
Back: Please bury your poo

maybe a funny picture (obviously not too graphic), I don't know, maybe a close up of some climber making his grr face
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Post by pigsteak »

how about:

front: business in the front (picture of your private bits)

back: party in the back (terd in the woods)
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Post by anticlmber »

front: don't make me bury you.

back: bury your shit.


or

only assholes leave shit.
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Post by toad857 »

Personally, I've never encountered much shit at the motherlode.

BUT, then again, I don't mindlessly follow the obvious SHIT TRAILS to do my business. Just go for a walk, problem solved.
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Post by Crankmas »

much ado about poo

vote change and eat shit

shit- its whats for dinner

never say never -shithead

oh shit, I coulda had a socially and ecologically based thought process

give a shit a good home
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Post by Meadows »

A designer is working on ideas so we'll see what happens and we want it to be funny - not abrasive, in your face.
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