Im Sorry

Post by **rustyvasectomy** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:20 pm

Do you have long hair parted down the middle? Is it because while you blow your priest, he enjoys parting it and softly wispering "its not a sin, its not a sin..."

Post by **gripster** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:14 pm

give the guy a break, at least he was honest. sounds like you are close to sending, good luck.

Post by **Savage** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:19 pm

gripster wrote:give the guy a break, at least he was honest. sounds like you are close to sending, good luck.

agreed! While it was lame he lied in the first place, he fessed up to it. Thats impressive for a young kid. maybe there is some hope for the next generation of climbers. =)

Post by **DuppyC** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:31 pm

This one time, in second grade...

Post by **Rollo** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:29 am

I just sent Magnum Opus.

Post by **caribe** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:17 pm

This post is cute egocentrism-- keep it you will need it to stay Christian later in life. The post could be subtle spray to publicize a near-send - that would be very precocious! Either way I enjoyed the belly-laugh.

Post by **ahab** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:46 pm

how insightful, caribe. didn't catch the subtle spray angle. sheds a whole new light on the thread.

totally off topic, but i'd like to make an apology as well.

last sunday i lied to my friends, girlfriend and climbing partners. if you guys are reading this *deep breath - man this is hard* i didn't really send the return of chris snyder. there i said it. in fact, i really didn't even come close. i lead you to believe that i was just "resting" right after the roof section. and then again at the next bolt. then at the first "rest" ledge. then 2 more times in between the first "rest" ledge and the last "rest" ledge. in fact, i practically aided up that entire pitch. please forgive me, i just wanted to look cool and feel like a real climber for once.

man, i feel so much better! thanks art!

Post by **Savage** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:49 pm

ahab wrote:i didn't really send the return of chris snyder...

is this for real or are you just fuckin' around?

Post by **ahab** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:56 pm

serious as a heart attack.

also (almost forgot), remember when i fell in the cruxy section mid-route and miraculously reached out and grabbed a jug in a last ditch effort to save the send? well, that wasn't actually an act of god. i really just fell and hung on the rope and played it off all like, "holy christ! you guys see that?!?! unbelieveable!!".
i'm so sorry!

Post by **Savage** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:57 pm

that is almost too good to be true. i'm skeptical.