The ongoing weekend idiot report

Post by **RRO** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:57 am

this thread has finally moved into the shitter or maybe its called a bathroom, no no wait , its called a head. no wait, its call a restroom. now that i think of it maybe its called a latrine. or maybe maliwato , that may not be getting what i want across maybe i should use misahala. no i will stick with shit, yes plain old shit......

anyways, thanks for wasting those last couple pages, i will never have those moments of my life back.

get back to making fun of people who are lucky to survive the hike to the crag...

Post by **jordancolburn** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:57 pm

Brentucky wrote:a square is always a rectangle; a rectangle is not always a square.

This single statement blew my third grade mind.

Post by **Brentucky** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:06 pm

jordancolburn wrote:
Brentucky wrote:a square is always a rectangle; a rectangle is not always a square.
This single statement blew my third grade mind.

you shoulda seen how long it took me before i actually posted it! my head still hurts from the confusion!

Post by **captain static** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:45 pm

RRO wrote:this thread has finally moved into the shitter or maybe its called a bathroom, no no wait , its called a head. no wait, its call a restroom. now that i think of it maybe its called a latrine. or maybe maliwato , that may not be getting what i want across maybe i should use misahala. no i will stick with shit, yes plain old shit.

I thought out there in the woods where you live they call it Sitty Hall?

Post by **512OW** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:10 am

Ok.... since I was involved in the derailment... I'll help reboot.

At Drive By last weekend I witnessed a couple attempting Breakfast Burrito. At the top... 2 moves from the anchors... the guy says "falling". He hangs on for 2 or 3 more minutes before finally letting go.

THEN....

He and his girlfriend attempt to verbally coordinate their actions... he pulls down on the rope while she simultaneously jumps. 3-2-1- NOW! Nothing. 3-2-1-NOW! He goes down 2 feet. 3-2-1-NOW! Nothing.

I tried to explain it. No dice.

He left a Petzl Spirit quickdraw on the last bolt... as bail.

THEN....

While unclipping the last bolt he remained clipped into girlyfriend and drug her across the boulder at the base.

Classic.

Post by **pawilkes** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:17 am

did you proceed to get the draw after they left?

Post by **512OW** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:54 am

Nah. I've had my share of booty. Somebody else snatched it up though...

Post by **Saxman** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:20 pm

Who needs TV with quality entertainment like that?

Post by **caribe** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:35 pm

Wilkes is a hunter-gatherer.

Post by **krampus** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:46 pm

512OW wrote:Nah. I've had my share of booty. Somebody else snatched it up though...

well said man, well said