The ongoing weekend idiot report

Post by **pigsteak** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:29 pm

an excited chap at the Shire yelling from the anchors of the 5.8

"Yes! My first redpoint onsight flash hanging the draws at the Red!"

Way to "get 'r done" in one fell swoop.

Post by **krampus** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:46 pm

pigsteak wrote:an excited chap at the Shire yelling from the anchors of the 5.8

"Yes! My first redpoint onsight flash hanging the draws at the Red!"

Way to "get 'r done" in one fell swoop.

thats why you shouldn't climb with brentucky

Post by **steep4me** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:01 pm

My frends overheard this statement at the ten wall at Roadside, "Go for the MONO--it's a two-finger!"

Post by **Brentucky** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:16 pm

i like it when pigsteak calls me chap! krampus, MC Hammer called, and he wants his fail back (now i look stupid for telling your stupid joke, until now i hope).

Post by **pigsteak** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:42 pm

with loose flapping hemorrhoids, I couldn't call you anything but chapped...

Post by **Lander** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:58 pm

There was a nice couple at Johnny's Wall saturday. They did the 5.8 then the girl cleaned it on rappel. Only she threaded the rope through the hangers, not the rings! Naturally, they had some trouble pulling the rope down. They had some silly "reasons" why that was the way to rap.

Post by **pigsteak** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:04 pm

running a rope right thru normal hangers? their reasons must have included a death wish.

Post by **bcombs** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:16 pm

Do you remember any of the reasons?

Post by **Lander** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:19 pm

bcombs wrote:Do you remember any of the reasons?

Unfortunately, no. I think I was busy belaying or something. It's beyond me why anybody would think that was a good idea.

Post by **tutugirl** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:24 pm

I am sure they thought..."the hangers are attached to the rock and those rings might break"