The ongoing weekend idiot report

Post by **pawilkes** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:53 am

krampus wrote:I wish I had a shot of that one guy with his umbrella at the crag

Elodie posted a picture of it on facebook

Post by **Brentucky** » Fri May 29, 2009 1:08 am

pawilkes wrote:
krampus wrote:I wish I had a shot of that one guy with his umbrella at the crag
Elodie posted a picture of it on facebook

i bet a guy with that kind of wisdom at least thought to destroy his friend's umbrella instead of packing in his own!

Post by **krampus** » Fri May 29, 2009 1:59 am

pawilkes wrote:
krampus wrote:I wish I had a shot of that one guy with his umbrella at the crag
Elodie posted a picture of it on facebook

she did get a fantastic pic and even gave justice to the little dance that accompanied it

Post by **mcrib** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:44 pm

Driving back toward the parkway from the southern region saturday evening and I pass Miguel's only to round the corner and discover some complete fucking idiot parallel parking into a spot on the side of the road. Give me a fucking break.

Post by **SCIN** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:02 am

Saw some people at Solar with a trapeze device set up in the trees behind the main wall and doing cirque de solei type stuff on it. It was actually pretty cool. Funny thing was I stuck around to chat with them afterwards and our own Mcrib (from the board) was one of them! Cool shit for sure.

Post by **ynot** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:05 am

Is that the crew that had the hippy school bus at Miguels?

Post by **mcrib** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:08 am

Don't try to tame my rage SCIN burn your incense somewhere else it is stinking up my neighborhood Hippie

Post by **tdmath2** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:21 am

saw a guy today at miguels walking around with his helmet on from the car all the way to his tent i was laughing to hard to ask him why though

Post by **Redpoint** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:49 am

I had to explain to someone why they aren't supposed to top rope directly through the anchors at roadside. A guy in their group who was climbing a route next to theirs said "ya you guys aren't supposed to top rope through the anchors" and I look up and he was doing the same thing.

Also:

My brother put the camping band thing you get at Miguels on his wrist instead of his tent, and I told him what to do but he didn't do anything about it. Later while hanging out with a group of people, one of them noticed and pointed it out, and we all had a good laugh.

In his defense we did wake up at 6:00a.m, climbed all day, and we didn't get done until 8:30p.m. We stayed at Land of the Arches the night before and two of the neighbors dogs started a barking contest at 4:00a.m. and they didn't stop until 5:00. Even though my brother did pass out in the middle of Bruise Brothers using a rock as a pillow that day, I'm sure his brain was still running on empty that night.

Post by **Redpoint** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:00 am

tdmath2 wrote:saw a guy today at miguels walking around with his helmet on from the car all the way to his tent i was laughing to hard to ask him why though

I would have gone with the Garden State excuse and claim epilepsy.