These people must not know me very well...

Post by **rustyvasectomy** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:03 am

AHHHH dude pleaaaase stop!!!!! you took my favorite fort minor song, threw some sour cream on it, put it in a taco shell and then explosively shit it out of your ass in a spout of uncontrollable diarrhea.

Post by **512OW** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:26 am

rustyvasectomy wrote:AHHHH dude pleaaaase stop!!!!! you took my favorite fort minor song, threw some sour cream on it, put it in a taco shell and then explosively shit it out of your ass in a spout of uncontrollable diarrhea.

If that was your favorite fort minor song, then you're obviously confused...

And I think if it were explosively, it wouldn't be a spout. Maybe a geyser?

Post by **tbwilsonky** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:05 pm

yup. that'd be a geyser.

the lesson here?: always check to make sure all your hyperbolic descriptors line up.

-t

Post by **512OW** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:34 pm

Especially if you're going to write corny rap songs about climbing. Its easy to make dumb metaphors with gangstas... not so much with climbers, who are usually nerdy sport rejects.