fuck you ray! i just typed in a masterpiece, but apparently i got logged out due to the amount of time i spent composing, and then fucking lost it all when i tried to submit it. it's gone fucker. you better fucking fix it. bitch.
...to be continued...
limericks - lets here em
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Horatio Felacio
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Horatio Felacio
- Posts: 3338
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:26 pm
So it seems I have more than one foe
Merrick, spragwa, and that power2u crack hoe
They let their dicksuckers fly
But soon they will die
From torture and anguish caused by Ho
Who shall be first? Who shall it be?
Whoa! They don’t look so brave now that they flee
Put them on routes and watch them flail
Feed them to Ho and they’ll think they’re in hell
What sorry sacks of shit. Oh me!
Look at them cower in the corner with fear
All sweaty and shaky as I whisper into their ears
“You’re all gonna die! Gonna die with much pain.
You’ll feel like a bitch, as I gut you with my blade.
There’s no one to save you, ‘cause no one is near.”
I pace back and forth, to and fro
Deciding what scum will be the first to go
Then it hits me like a sack of cement
Power2u is gonna be the first to experience my torment
And for his life he offers me eternal blows
I take his sorry ass out of the cage
Cause I’m ready to give him my full rage
He sees my evil smile
And then he vomits bile
When he sees the chain saw that is ready to engage
Tied to a post in a dark, dank room
That fag power2u can sense his doom
I buzz through his bones
And laugh at his moans
And then jab out his eyeballs with my rusty spoon
It used to be three, but now it’s two
And then I look at spragwa and say, “now you!”
She begs for her life by offering to suck my phallace
But I slap that bitch away, and show her my malice
By beating her senseless, leaving no skin that isn’t bruised
She lies there unconscious for the time being
But then she wakes up and can’t believe what shes seeing
I chopped off her legs with a maul
And replaced them with fake ones from a mannequin I found in a mall
And I grin as she screams and is uncontrollably peeing
She lies there bleeding and soaked with urine
And she gets covered with gasoline that I’m pouirin’
I crush each knuckle with pliers
And then I set that dirty whore on fire
And as for spragwas life, it is the end
Laughing and giggling at the burning body in my eyes
I remember I still have merrick much to my surprise
His eyes are frantic
He’s in a frenzied panic
He sees me strolling toward him and let’s out blood curdling cries
I circle his cage wondering how I’m gonna do it
I yell, “You’re gonna die boy!” and he goes in to a fit
Then I tie him up to the water heater
And dance in front of him in my underwear I stitched up from a green wifebeater
And then squash his kneecaps with a sledge like a zit
Slouching on the floor like nasty shit stain
I clap my hands with joy as I inflict more pain
His bones are broken to a fine powder
And on his wimpy chest I use a router
And blood splatters on my wall like rain
That bitch spragwa and power2u the asswhore
Along with merrick are nothing but cut up body parts in my floor.
I sweep them up, and try to get rid of the smell
And I could care less about their souls burning in hell
They were no good humans, about as useful as a genital sore
Too bad the three faggoteers didn’t know
That you don’t fuck around with Horatio
But here’s a warning to all you other fuckers
You’re just bitches. I don’t give a damn for you suckers
So where’s all the bling now fags? Fuck yo!
Merrick, spragwa, and that power2u crack hoe
They let their dicksuckers fly
But soon they will die
From torture and anguish caused by Ho
Who shall be first? Who shall it be?
Whoa! They don’t look so brave now that they flee
Put them on routes and watch them flail
Feed them to Ho and they’ll think they’re in hell
What sorry sacks of shit. Oh me!
Look at them cower in the corner with fear
All sweaty and shaky as I whisper into their ears
“You’re all gonna die! Gonna die with much pain.
You’ll feel like a bitch, as I gut you with my blade.
There’s no one to save you, ‘cause no one is near.”
I pace back and forth, to and fro
Deciding what scum will be the first to go
Then it hits me like a sack of cement
Power2u is gonna be the first to experience my torment
And for his life he offers me eternal blows
I take his sorry ass out of the cage
Cause I’m ready to give him my full rage
He sees my evil smile
And then he vomits bile
When he sees the chain saw that is ready to engage
Tied to a post in a dark, dank room
That fag power2u can sense his doom
I buzz through his bones
And laugh at his moans
And then jab out his eyeballs with my rusty spoon
It used to be three, but now it’s two
And then I look at spragwa and say, “now you!”
She begs for her life by offering to suck my phallace
But I slap that bitch away, and show her my malice
By beating her senseless, leaving no skin that isn’t bruised
She lies there unconscious for the time being
But then she wakes up and can’t believe what shes seeing
I chopped off her legs with a maul
And replaced them with fake ones from a mannequin I found in a mall
And I grin as she screams and is uncontrollably peeing
She lies there bleeding and soaked with urine
And she gets covered with gasoline that I’m pouirin’
I crush each knuckle with pliers
And then I set that dirty whore on fire
And as for spragwas life, it is the end
Laughing and giggling at the burning body in my eyes
I remember I still have merrick much to my surprise
His eyes are frantic
He’s in a frenzied panic
He sees me strolling toward him and let’s out blood curdling cries
I circle his cage wondering how I’m gonna do it
I yell, “You’re gonna die boy!” and he goes in to a fit
Then I tie him up to the water heater
And dance in front of him in my underwear I stitched up from a green wifebeater
And then squash his kneecaps with a sledge like a zit
Slouching on the floor like nasty shit stain
I clap my hands with joy as I inflict more pain
His bones are broken to a fine powder
And on his wimpy chest I use a router
And blood splatters on my wall like rain
That bitch spragwa and power2u the asswhore
Along with merrick are nothing but cut up body parts in my floor.
I sweep them up, and try to get rid of the smell
And I could care less about their souls burning in hell
They were no good humans, about as useful as a genital sore
Too bad the three faggoteers didn’t know
That you don’t fuck around with Horatio
But here’s a warning to all you other fuckers
You’re just bitches. I don’t give a damn for you suckers
So where’s all the bling now fags? Fuck yo!
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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andy_lemon
- Posts: 1566
- Joined: Mon Oct 07, 2002 2:22 am
Ho once lived a life of excess
then he found himself in a big mess
after smack talking all day
he found he could no longer spray
because spragwa had filleted his toungue, which was now on his chest
Tears began at once to fall
Ho's joy he couldn't recall
Spragwa danced a jig
as she gutted Ho the pig
from groing to gullett, that's all
then he found himself in a big mess
after smack talking all day
he found he could no longer spray
because spragwa had filleted his toungue, which was now on his chest
Tears began at once to fall
Ho's joy he couldn't recall
Spragwa danced a jig
as she gutted Ho the pig
from groing to gullett, that's all
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.
-Everlast
-Everlast
