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'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'
Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
Jokes and jokes and jokes
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This blonde breaks down on the side of the highway and goes to her trunk and takes out two life size cardboard cutouts of two naked men dressed in trench coats. After many cars passing and honking a patrolman pulls up and gets out and ask the lady what the hell she was doing with two naked cardboard cutouts.
Duh - emergency flashers!
Duh - emergency flashers!
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Whoa, I need to stop joking. Have you ever said something and then it kind of comes true?
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http://www.freep.com/article/20090320/N ... th+assault
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Couldn't decide if this belonged in the link thread or the joke thread, so here you go:
http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/
http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/
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