limericks - lets here em

Post by **Danny** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:18 pm

I feel like I'm watching "8 mile"
but your fucking rhymes have no style
Come fuck with me
then you shall see
How I slam your ass with a smile

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:26 pm

I dunno, Merrick, my daughter has been exposed to an awful lot of 'culture' at the crags and at Miguel's this summer... I fear it will come back to haunt me in the very near future.

Post by **Spragwa** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:42 pm

I once knew this jackass named Ho,
who begged me for play, I said no.

He cried like a bitch and then died in a ditch,
when I sliced of his dick with a hoe.

Post by **Power2U** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:23 pm

I suck a limericks so I'm not even gonna try..but I just have to say....

DAMN, MERRICK THAT LAST LONG POST WAS AWESOME.... YOU GOT SKILLZ BOY!

Even the almighty HO is gonna have troubble competing with that one. I bet he is at home right now surfing the web to try and stimulate his pea sized brain to find some twisted shit to compete with you. I bet he takes a dig at me in a pathetic attempt to change the subject as it looks like he has fianlly been bested by the best

Post by **ynot** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:22 pm

Merrick's last one sounded alot like Ho at his best. Bet the gears are turning in his brain right now,trying to top it. It appears Danny has hidden talents too.

More! More! More!
Whatcha gonna do for an encore?
This couln't be more fun
Think I'll give it a run
But I'm just too sore.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:03 pm

sneak

Post by **merrick** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:08 pm

danny that is pretty big talk
for a trad climbing rock jock
demonstrate if you will
your supposed mad skills
so you don't come off as an arrogant cock

Post by **merrick** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:09 pm

oh and to answer all the pm and email inquiries i have been getting about ho and my performance: Yes horatio will be wearing a sports bra to the event.

Post by **Danny** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:05 pm

now that's pretty good there Merrick
you've got me disturbed and hysteric
but does your send of some Figure
cause my weak heart to quiver
and mean you have balls made of ferric?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:09 pm

I fear that my rymes are too twisted,
That I may end up Black listed,
But I'll give it a shot
Like a poker that is hot,
and your eyes,they will be misted!