What's Your Excuse?

Post by **anticlmber** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:15 pm

chicks don't think climbing is cool anymore.

Post by **jenbongo** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:51 pm

bouldering on too little sleep
flash pumped on the previous route
5.8 wasn't a good enough warm-up
not the type of holds I'm used to
couldn't see my foot holds
requires thought, therefore not amenable to onsighting
hanging on the 3rd bolt is like making to the top of the gym wall

Post by **Danny** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:19 pm

i had a boner

Post by **dmw** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:26 pm

damn crutches get in the way

Post by **DriskellHR** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:26 pm

Danny wrote:i had a boner

Oh, I did not know anyone was watching me climb

Post by **RRO** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:47 pm

Danny wrote:i had a boner

choss does that for you as well ?

Post by **krampus** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:32 am

girl scout cookies

damn those little purveyors of my coconutty albatross

Post by **Danny** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:30 am

RRO wrote:
Danny wrote:i had a boner
choss does that for you as well ?

yea, but it's a reverse boner. It goes backwards and pokes me in the butt.

Post by **Crankmas** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:28 pm

whutahutch destroyed me both mentally and physically... going ice climbing drool have a good helmet time drool trad helmet ice pitch drool

Post by **Rollo** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:52 pm

Danny wrote:
RRO wrote:
Danny wrote:i had a boner
choss does that for you as well ?
yea, but it's a reverse boner. It goes backwards and pokes me in the butt.

I call that a DErection....