Red Green!

Post by **ynot** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:54 pm

All you bearded traddies that can't climb 5.10 and are just waiting for Odub to bolt our cracks! Get out your red and green suspenders and fishin hats and come to the REd Green Look alike contest ! WIN fabulous prizes like packs of candy! Paint your vans like a possum and bring lots of duct tape.

Post by **Josephine** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:26 pm

and since we all know you'd win and the fabulous prizes are probably just a box of fruit rollups and a pack a gum it's not worth playing

red green is awesome. probably the only television show i actually miss watching. i bet youtube has reruns... hmmmm....

Post by **elcapitan1974** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:32 am

If Odub actually does what he says, then there will probably be a purple and black party. I know several local traddies just waiting and watching. We will see how far he makes it!

Post by **ynot** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:09 am

Think I can get away with renaming Miguel's to The Possum Lodge?

Post by **Ascentionist** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:39 am

YOu should! Just stay out of Possum Lake!

Post by **pigsteak** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:04 am

elcapitan1974 wrote:If Odub actually does what he says, then there will probably be a purple and black party. I know several local traddies just waiting and watching. We will see how far he makes it!

you mean cause the traddies will dirt before getting to the first bolt on their sacred 5.8's?

I am assuming he'd make it pretty far, given that traddies are fat, slow, and only climb the same 2-3 pitches a year. they'd never even know about all the stellar 5.6 cracks that can now actually be led and not tina top roped.

OW, we still on for the third weekend in March to start the war? I'll bring the drill, you bring the Cheetos to distract the irate traddies.

Post by **ynot** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:35 am

what a coincidence. That's the same weekend we plan to tape piggy to a tree out back of the lodge and take all his cheesy poofs.

Post by **L K Day** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:48 am

Just took a look at the spray list of one of the chief tormentors of the poor downtrodden traddies. Tons of 10s, 11s, and quite a few 12s on lead - all sport. Hardest trad leads? Two little ol' 10s. 10a that is. Hmmm, looks like we can finally quantify it. 10a trad equals 12a-b sport. You know, just going by the numbers.

Post by **elcapitan1974** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:56 pm

Hey Piggy please post where you guys will start bolting and you will see how hard we traddies are. Not all are old and gray buddy, just let us know where you will start and the war will come to you baby. I dont think you FIFO's want to fuck with us!

Post by **SCIN** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:38 pm

Um, piggy lives in Kentucky.