Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

Post by **anticlmber** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:53 pm

if it wasn't for physics and law enforcement; i'd be unstopable.

if your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.

both on a "soccer-mom" subbie here in SLC.

Post by **charlie** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:53 pm

"98% of republicans make republicans look bad"

Awesome, and so true.

Post by **BMT** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:26 pm

I was filling up my tank and looked over at a midget at the next pump he turned around and i saw his shirt said

"Does this shirt make me look short?"

i almost pissed myself

Post by **Canuck** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:13 am

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

Post by **ynot** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:23 am

license plate: on a new truck
lyf sux
must not be that bad if he can afford a new truck

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:18 am

Obama/McCain- either way you lose.

Post by **ditzywonder** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:14 am

portable cell phone booth.

I need that on mine....

Post by **Don McGlone** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:49 pm

5:05 - The workingman's 4:20.

Post by **captain static** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:28 pm

"What am I flypaper for morons?" Then the guy with that bumper sticker wouldn't turn right on red at the stop light even though the coast was clear. What a moron!

Post by **Danny** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:50 am

maybe he had to wait until you freed yourself, ha ha, just kidding