i always liked the name "penalty slack"
when someone fucks up, just pay out a little penalty slack.
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good one! That was pretty much the idea - "bitch" climbs.TankAzz wrote:"terminal itch" makes me think we should name a crag full of routes after venereal diseases
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You realize that you control your own destiny.
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Names I have given to boulder problems:
Aptly Named
Working Title
Routes:
Little White Lie (said I'd be home much earlier than I made it that day)
Blue Sky (only blue sky was over this route on a rainy day)
Everybody Loves a Car Wreck (my wife called me as I was topping out and told me she had been in a wreck)
Grave Dancers Union (tops out near a cemetery)
Tuff Noogies (got to give my wife credit, it was a route we guided on and every time a client complained about not being able to do a particular move on this route she would yell "Tuff Noogies!")
Ruff Noogies (harder variation to the right)
Fat Camp (wide crack)
Freezer Burn (for the feeling in your hands on a cold day of climbing just as they start to warm up, apt for the FA)
Live, Die and Pay Taxes (FAed on April 15)
All Cracked Up (crack climb)
Fist Fight (splitter fist crack)
Slave to the Grind (couldn't get out to do this one because I was working so much, finally got on it)
No Tears in Heaven (holds significantly improved at the top)
Aptly Named
Working Title
Routes:
Little White Lie (said I'd be home much earlier than I made it that day)
Blue Sky (only blue sky was over this route on a rainy day)
Everybody Loves a Car Wreck (my wife called me as I was topping out and told me she had been in a wreck)
Grave Dancers Union (tops out near a cemetery)
Tuff Noogies (got to give my wife credit, it was a route we guided on and every time a client complained about not being able to do a particular move on this route she would yell "Tuff Noogies!")
Ruff Noogies (harder variation to the right)
Fat Camp (wide crack)
Freezer Burn (for the feeling in your hands on a cold day of climbing just as they start to warm up, apt for the FA)
Live, Die and Pay Taxes (FAed on April 15)
All Cracked Up (crack climb)
Fist Fight (splitter fist crack)
Slave to the Grind (couldn't get out to do this one because I was working so much, finally got on it)
No Tears in Heaven (holds significantly improved at the top)
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