Married To A Climber
oh my god this is such fuckin bullshit lol.
"Feed me some rope sweetums,"
"Okay honey...how was your day today?"
"Fine sugarplum, did you have a nice day today?'
"Yes it was a fine day and im glad you had a nice day today too."
"Take up some of that fuckin slack honey pooch"
"Stick it up your run-out asshole sweet cheekums.... "
that's what you want climbin 'to be huh?
"Feed me some rope sweetums,"
"Okay honey...how was your day today?"
"Fine sugarplum, did you have a nice day today?'
"Yes it was a fine day and im glad you had a nice day today too."
"Take up some of that fuckin slack honey pooch"
"Stick it up your run-out asshole sweet cheekums.... "
that's what you want climbin 'to be huh?
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- michaelarmand
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I took my wife out once and had her to belay me on American Crack. This more or less meant my intentions were to solo it. I went to the top of the wide section placed a piece then had her lower me . Then went through all of the motions of how to lower and how to catch. After she assured me that she knew what was up I sent the route. She is pretty savy so I figured she had it. I get to the top and place some draws to lower from I ask her to lower me she looks at me with a blank face and asks "How?". So needless to say I rapped down and we haven't climbed together since. The feeling is mutual.
My girlfriend however loves to climb.
My girlfriend however loves to climb.
"You're a long way from home now, Buddy" - Ted kindly pointing out a ran out mess.
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my wife climbed more when we lived in the flatlands..she loved the social aspect of training in a gym with other girls. alas, she has this uncanny ability to be well rounded and have many hobbies in her life. So , climbing with her is hit and miss, but I love it when she is psyched.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.