We are climbers who fuck, not fuckers who climb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk5TQFw-1E8
Clucking
I've been meaning for a while to drag a video camera down to southern illinois and shoot the following:
Visual: Fixed shot of a forested hillside with some rock visible. A stand of trees in the distance obscures some activity beyond.
Audio: Various excited male voices in the distance: "arrrrggggGGGHHH!" "Yeah! Yeah! Stick it!" "Do it! Do it! Yeah!" "aaaHHHHHHHH!" "Come ON!" "YEAAAHHHHH!" and so on.
After a while, titles come up on the screen: "Bouldering ... or hot, gay orgy in the woods?"
Visual: Fixed shot of a forested hillside with some rock visible. A stand of trees in the distance obscures some activity beyond.
Audio: Various excited male voices in the distance: "arrrrggggGGGHHH!" "Yeah! Yeah! Stick it!" "Do it! Do it! Yeah!" "aaaHHHHHHHH!" "Come ON!" "YEAAAHHHHH!" and so on.
After a while, titles come up on the screen: "Bouldering ... or hot, gay orgy in the woods?"
Bacon is meat candy.