Jokes and jokes and jokes

Post by **discojett** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:31 am

A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says,
"Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

Post by **Like This** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:26 pm

Guy's on a trad climb, a good ways up.
Yells down to his belayer and says, "I don't have any more friends, and my nuts are too small."

**slaps knee** Aaaaah, good ol' trad gear jokes.

Post by **discojett** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:55 pm

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f@#$l#d?'

The fellow said 'No.'

She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

Post by **krampus** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:15 am

A man and his wife are at the state when when they come across this prize winning bull that gets bred 200 times a year. The woman turns to her husband and sais "200 times a year, wow, hunny, you should talk to this bull, ya know maybe get a little motivation, learn a thing or two."
The man the looks at his wife and sais "yeah, thats one hell of a bull, but you know it wasn't all with the same cow."

Post by **krampus** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:17 am

Man sais to his friend at the bar:
"I think my wife is dead"
"What do you mean 'you think'"?
"Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up"

Post by **Blue Shoes** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:19 pm

What are the two biggest lies guys tell girls?

-I won't cum in your mouth.

and

-I'm sorry i came in your mouth.

Post by **anticlmber** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:02 am

i'm going to be a male nurse.

thats it, thats the joke.

Post by **Wolf** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:45 am

a punchline on an already hilarious (in a tragicomic way) life.

Post by **anticlmber** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:37 am

what do puppies and gynecologists with bad eyesight have in commen??

wet noses.

why do women like old gynecologists??

shaky hands.

Post by **ScrmnPeeler** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:59 pm

Two engineering students meet on campus one day.

The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!'"

"Good choice!" says the first, "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."