Why is there no tram in Muir Valley?

[DriskellHR]

That's the silliest thing I ever heard MV is one of the few crags where I'm not worn out from the hike TO the crag

That rem\inds me do you want your lung back I found it about halfway down the approach trail

[512OW]

There is a tram. You just have to be in the "cool kids club" to use it. Sorry about your luck.

and by "tram" do you mean valley parking pass? Muir has enough gumbys running around as it is. the hike in/out is what keeps the numbers from getting way too high.

By tram I mean ski lift. Its right there. Invisible to the non cool kids.

[anticlmber]

i like how most of you have joked about the same thing and now attack this poor soul for a joke we've told many times.

sorry bout that.

there is a tram though but you have to have the special underwear/handshake to get on. its similarr to the ferryman you must pay to get to the matrix wall and nebuchadnezzars wall.

[krampus]

anticlmber, have you found god recently?

[anticlmber]

no, but your mom did.

at least she kept screaming "oh god, oh god" last night.

[krampus]

thats more like it

by the way she probably is a mylf (y for the lack of Oedipus complex)

[jlutotherescue]

a ski lift is a great idea! just imagine if it was a high speed one as well with a large capacity. hell, a gondola would rock!

muir also needs a concession stand....

[anticlmber]

i sell ham sandwichs in the parking lot most weekends. 2.75

[krampus]

I can see it now, climbing at the red is soon to be like the parking lot of a greatful dead concert.

"whose got my vegie quesadilla?"

[tomdarch]

Tram? Bah! Ski lift? Baloney!

There is only one solution: Funicular!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicular

(But I probably do benefit from the post-climb aerobic ass-kicking on the way back to the car!)