Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that.
Thats the best part. Happened to me with one of my friends the other day.
I didn't read very far but I can see me nodding approval if it speeds things along... I would say girls talk too much (they do) but plenty of guys do as well... its kinda creepy when females don't talk, its like their plotting or something
that reminds me of something- isn't peculiar when people are all happy and then they turn on a dime when they perceive some sort of insult- it doesn't have to be an actual just a perceived thing- thats also a very female type trait- okay just seeing if any females were gonna turn on a dime and perceive an insult- well did ya, feel lucky? wanna get lucky?
That was awesome!