so a giant s p i d e r landed on me sunday. while i am normally calm, cool and collected about such things - the damn thing was 3-inches in diameter crawling across my body! i was immediately reduced to shrieking and jumping around trying to get it off.
today a friend of mine shared this with me and i thought it was oh so true:
giant s p i d e r s (not for paul or ray)
giant s p i d e r s (not for paul or ray)
"Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game." ~ Under the Tuscan Sun
All I can say is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
But, then again, Daddy Long Legs' do that to me too. Bleh...freakin creepy ass eight-legged man-eating, scary monsters.
Out west, we had a little aquarium thing that I was talked into allowing to be placed in our apartment...it had a big ass fuzzy tarantula in it that was found in the driveway...you could hear this thing walking around in there at night. I couldn't sleep with that thing just roaming around in it's little plastic box on the shelf.... Then we accidentally fed it to the other tarantula that was found on the property....yeah, one of them ATE the other...all that was left in the morning were a bunch of little hairy bits and pieces....BLEH...freakin creepy ass crawlin things.
Once you see one of their man-eating pincher, knife-like really sharp and scary looking mandible jaw mouth things super up close and personal...yeah it's over...I had to seek counseling.
But, then again, Daddy Long Legs' do that to me too. Bleh...freakin creepy ass eight-legged man-eating, scary monsters.
Out west, we had a little aquarium thing that I was talked into allowing to be placed in our apartment...it had a big ass fuzzy tarantula in it that was found in the driveway...you could hear this thing walking around in there at night. I couldn't sleep with that thing just roaming around in it's little plastic box on the shelf.... Then we accidentally fed it to the other tarantula that was found on the property....yeah, one of them ATE the other...all that was left in the morning were a bunch of little hairy bits and pieces....BLEH...freakin creepy ass crawlin things.
Once you see one of their man-eating pincher, knife-like really sharp and scary looking mandible jaw mouth things super up close and personal...yeah it's over...I had to seek counseling.
"I enjoyed a Guinness after I got back home from Palm Sunday Mass." - Captain Static
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
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