Fags can marry

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri May 16, 2008 10:52 am

Great news- pole smokers in Californication have been given the right to marry- thats great news cuz I for one was sick and tired of having this segment of our society missing out on the horrors of matrimony. Lets make it universal across the country so Congress as soon as they finish the demanding work of settling the NFL film situation may be able to turn its eyes to say... health care, alternative energy, that war thingy and trade policies... don't hold your breath if its an election year they won't dare touch a tough issue and if its an off year its time to spend their efforts on reelection... can't think of anything to get a millonaire congressperson for their birthday.. how about a plane crash?

Post by **jordancolburn** » Fri May 16, 2008 11:11 am

You know, Frank, sometimes I just wonder what your really talking about.......I think i was with you until the plane crash, lol.

Post by **anticlmber** » Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 am

ohhh...those kind of fags. i though you were talking about ciggie butts.

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri May 16, 2008 11:22 am

even a little bit of menthol makes you a menthol

Post by **anticlmber** » Fri May 16, 2008 11:23 am

but i'll look cool.

Post by **heidiramma** » Fri May 16, 2008 12:05 pm

I for one was sick and tired of having this segment of our society missing out on the horrors of matrimony

Well said, that's reason enough right there to not discriminate. In addition to life, liberty, and all that stuff, we ALL have that same right to suffer. Woo hoo for even more annulled Reno marriages!

Post by **anticlmber** » Fri May 16, 2008 8:57 pm

somebody get mcdermott on the phone quick, i need to get to cali.

Post by **ynot** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:06 pm

heidiramma wrote:
I for one was sick and tired of having this segment of our society missing out on the horrors of matrimony
Well said, that's reason enough right there to not discriminate. In addition to life, liberty, and all that stuff, we ALL have that same right to suffer. Woo hoo for even more annulled Reno marriages!

I was thinking the same thing. One of your best lines Crank!

Post by **Huggybone** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:11 am

I thought t was a good economic move for California. So long as its banned in other states, everyone will go to CA to get married, spurring a temporary boom in the wedding tourism industry. Nice, eh?

Post by **heidiramma** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:59 am

Great, now more fucking imports to California. They're giving it a bad name. Place used to be nice back in the day. Retarded sometimes sure, but nicer overall.