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Mathematic proof that Women are evil


first, we state that women require time and money:

Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":

Time = Money

...and therefore:

Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

...and because "Money is the root of all evil":

Money = sqrt(evil)

...therefore:

Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

...and we are forced to conclude that:

Women = Evil
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Post by Andrew »

Women are pure concentrated evil or WAPCE for short.
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Post by Danny »

ditzywonder wrote:Mathematic proof that Women are evil
you're not evil, i promise
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Post by Danny »

MacGyver, those are great charts.
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"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
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"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
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oh my f'ing god, LOVE the diagrams, keep them coming!!

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