Andrew the man-servant

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512OW
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Andrew the man-servant

Post by 512OW »

I was thinking that since I was sponsored now, I'd like to have a man-servant.

Andrew, since you've been asking for the position for some time now, I figured I'd be generous and let you have it.

It may rain on Saturday. Bring an umbrella. I like my coffee with sugar and milk. Not too hot. Finger sandwiches. PB&J. Not those big sandwiches... no, no big sandwiches. Cut the crust off as well.

Oh, and wear pink, please.

Thanks... and congratulations!
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endercore
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Post by endercore »

wow congrats andrew!!!
Andrew
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Post by Andrew »

I have been your man servant for a while now Kris. Stop lieing to the people. I have been warming up by hanging draws on your projects for years now. I even climb the route again at the end of the day to get them for you just to cool down. Things are really no different.
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Post by the lurkist »

The Pope is here and he said yesterday he ws ashamed for the pedophile priest scandal. I mention it to you, Odub, so that you will not abuse your positional authority as god head over Andrew.
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Post by young'n climber »

Kris Hampton is a turd burglar.
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Post by jschnell »

hearts are breaking across the ohio river valley tonight.
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

speaking of the pope, it cracks me up to think of him masturbating.
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MSMITH
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Post by MSMITH »

Is the pope even allowed to masturbate?
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Post by quiet please »

I wanted to weigh in until Odub started this pope materbation thread. Hey Odub, isn't anything sacred?
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Post by rhunt »

MSMITH wrote:Is the pope even allowed to masturbate?
Is the Pope Catholic?
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