Help for an old man

[redpointron]

My question, with summer upon us, what are the "cool" trends that you hipsters are seeing? So when I am driving the streets of Lexington, and I see some ridiculous outfit and I shout "that looks stupid", I don't want the young snap yelling back "you have no clue gramps!"

Help please.

Looney in Lexington

mr. looney in lex:

someone should disable the windows in your subaru so that you can't holler out at anyone. truthfully, you should be carted from place to place like hannibal lecter (on a two wheel cart, bound and gagged) so society is truly safe. but that's probably not humane...

maybe you can just stay out in the woods? someone will bring you a balance sheet, pencils (with pocket protector), and a new battery for your drill every once in a while...

[jordancolburn]

I wouldn't know, according to my late 90's college kid hippie style, i'm not allowed to care, beanie, flip flops, birkenstocks, thrift store shirts....you know the works.....now where'd I put that Dispatch CD

[Crankmas]

I think you destroyed it while watching the cards get beat in the ncaa Bball tournament

[charbee13]

Oh, and leggings are the new gaucho.

what is gaucho, sounds like a nasty fungus you get between your toes.

Also, are uggs for men in style yet?

Gaucho pants only work well for really really skinny women. They are an instant ass flattener, and they go right up your butt and slip down every time you sit.


Uggs for men?
No.

[krampus]

oh well its a good thing that the gap has a good return policy.

Also, isn't ass flattening what skinny women don't want to do? Or is Sir Mix-A-Lot not cool anymore either?

[charbee13]

Haha, I never said only skinny women wore them. I just said that they are the only ones who could kind of pull them off.

[Myke Dronez]

-my ana-conda don't want none- unless you got buns hun-

[usmcmars]

Skinny jeans look very nice on the right woman, but not on skinny boys. I had the opportunity to witness this fashion recently. They still wear them with their pants falling down and boxer shorts out, although the pants are tight.

I just want to pull their pants up!

I am all for freedom of expression, but my boys would not have been let out of the house wearing skinny jeans.

Skinny jeans are for skinny girls.

[jordancolburn]

Ouch Frank.....you truly know how to bring me back down, but no, it was the dave matthews CD I destroyed when the cards lost, lol