jerry aid

Post by **the lurkist** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:15 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boQHYBhlOcs

Post by **Lander** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:03 pm

Did you notice how he said "five people" and held up six fingers?

and then he said "I was one of them, spraying in the meadow"
OMFG

Post by **Fartspray** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:41 am

Post by **tomdarch** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:59 am

I like the idea of needing "confirmed A5"

(and the youtuber comment "wassup style police")

Post by **bentley** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:54 am

The "logical argument" to aid climbing is its fucking stupid!
I do like his point of un-tie the corpse and draw straws though!
Damn I would hate to be a part of that crew!

Post by **the lurkist** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:01 am

drilled bomber bat hook placements- wank

Post by **bentley** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:06 am

Yea no shit!
But the stout Valley traditionalist are the "real" climbers, sport climbing is a bunch of homo crap right?
I bet the Valley is the most manufactured crag in the world!

Sport climbing rules!

Post by **the lurkist** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:16 am

Well, while sport climbing (especially around here) is the shit, the Sonny Trotters and Beth Roddens (Meltdown 14c? OMFG!) are the folks extending the sport to its logical and most absurd extreme.
The crack at Sky Bridge- Refraction Error- is a route that would ask someone to step it up.

Post by **bentley** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:19 am

I totally agree.
Here it is, aid climbing is not actually rock climbing. It is climbing on the rock using other devices. They are not actually being engaged in rock climbing. It is equivalent to dry humping! Take the aiders off, leave the RP's at home and get naked!!

Post by **the lurkist** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:13 pm

Aid climbing = dry humping. That insightful equivalence smacks of genius. I wonder if all of the choad warrior aid climbers lining up for the Zodiac know that?