When Have You Oficcially Redpointed a Route

[krampus]

Two is for topropes if the draws are staying on.

that sounds like a line from a Dr. Seuse book. I bet if one were bored enough the Dr. seuse guide to climbing could be made.

[anticlmber]

oh the wondrous bolts and the way they shine
egging on all those who are standing in line
how the grunt and they groan
they bitch and they moan
11c!!! they decree
but it felt like 12b
oh you egotistical fag
put that harness back in the bag
you have just become the sub
of the red river gorge club

[anticlmber]

one clip
two clip
missed the clip
deck
now a flat spot lays
where once you belayed
you got in over your head
and now you are dead
should have stuck with rubiks cube
now you eat from a tube

[krampus]

One is for the onsite which I shall call mine
two is for topropes if the draws are staying on
3 is the number of bolts my clip can make
4 is the bolt where I shall shout take

[krampus]

I will not eat miguells pizza with spam
I will not eat it for vegan I am.

[reospeed]

If I know I'm cleaning it...I just clip into one (unless it's just as easy for me to clip into two...). If the draws are staying up...I clip into two.

[SCIN]

So, for those odd 7 who answered "When you clip into both sets of anchors". What if there are 3 anchors? Or 2 anchors with 3 biners? Or 4 anchors? Or one set of chains with 2 biners?

[anticlmber]

why are you trying to clarify the rules scin??

[SCIN]

Just pointing out the obvious.

[anticlmber]

you're obviously a jerk than.


we don't need made up rules for are already made up rules about rules that we don't even follow. i thought bolts would simplify the whole climbing thing but alas they did not.