Caribe, what country in the entire world has more political and religious freedoms than the US? trick question, of course
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NOW, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON YOUR TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT, INDEPENDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWINGSPEECH?
"My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regimehas been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, ourmission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for the complete removal of all Americanforces from Iraq . This action will be totally complete within the next30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countrieswhich have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list isshort. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland aresome of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of theworld's nations are on that list. My press secretary will bedistributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, ALL foreign aid tothose nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The moneysaved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs ofthe Iraqi war
The American people are no longer going to pour their hard-earned moneyinto third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow faton corruption. Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France orGermany .
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect ALL ofthis money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have athome. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations: IF YOU Screw withus, we will hunt you down and A-bomb you, like you know, eliminate youand all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try Russia, France, ormaybe even China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of all diplomatic relations withFrance, Germany, and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. Weare retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. Also, I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing themany UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than twounpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains tothis. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay thosetickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos beturned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love NewYork
On another note: UN to relocate, we've had enough of your meddling inthe USA ! A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we arelikely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you Canooks might want totry not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2 President Fox (or whoever is in power) andtheir entire corrupt government really needs an attitude adjustment. Nowthat I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sittingaround, can you guess where I am going to put 'em?Yep, border security....don't need no darned fence! Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty, youknow, those super highways from CANADY to MEXICO , starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway.
Immediately, we'll be drilling foroil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs forcenturies to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you toList 2 above:pick a country and move there. They care. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its owncitizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying,'darn tootin.' Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life throughDemocracy around this world, has only earned us the undying enmity anddown-right hate of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America, It is time to eliminatehomelessness in America .
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe youand we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn tospeakArabic.Now America can get back to all the freedoms she has earned throughthe blood, sweat and tears she has shed by her native sons anddaughters! God bless America . Thank you and good night. ==========================
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,thank a soldier.
Caribe just makes this stuff up as he goes.caribe wrote:Great Britain, France, Belgium, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland, Germany, Finland, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Luxembourg, Canada, Costa Rica, Greece, Cyprus
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pigsteak wrote:surely you jest. you think that those countries have "more" freedoms than the US?
granted, many countries have equal, but I find it difficult to believe there is greater religious tolerance and freedom of speech anywhere in the world that matches that of the US.
here was my point..which of your two lists do you put the US on?
L Day wrote: Got that? As recently as 1960 Canada enacted a "Bill of Rights" which was found wanting, then superseded by a "Charter of Rights and Freedoms" in 1982.