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anticlmber
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it just amazes me that the twat drips more on this day just cuz jimmy drinks and beats puts on his cleanest dirty t-shirt and doesn't call you a worthless cunt because, "this is yer day baby; now wheres my dinner??" then we should ALL rejoice. it's like telling a jew merry christmas only not as uncomfortably funny.
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anticlmber
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so where are you taking Edward and the dogs for this special day??mcrib wrote:Valentines day is about one thing spending money. What makes today about LOVING someone. Why should I love someone today more than tomorrow? But don't listen to me go buy some roses that mysteriously cost twice as much today as they will tomorrow or buy some chocolate that comes from the Ivory Coast where child labor laws don't apply. Or if you are rich or don't care about running up your credit card go buy some "conflict free" diamonds for your girl to wear in her teeth.
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Horatio Felacio
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that cat looks like a good thing to stomp with boots.
mcrib, why all the hate? was that hug and kiss with our legs entwined in the mcdonalds parking lot a sham? did those chocolates and new grillz mean nothing to you? well it meant a lot to me because today is your day baby. go ahead and go cheat on me with ed and isabella. me and del will be buying all the cats at the humane society for our lonely existence...masturbating under the spray of cats. fuck you for ruining my perfect life.
mcrib, why all the hate? was that hug and kiss with our legs entwined in the mcdonalds parking lot a sham? did those chocolates and new grillz mean nothing to you? well it meant a lot to me because today is your day baby. go ahead and go cheat on me with ed and isabella. me and del will be buying all the cats at the humane society for our lonely existence...masturbating under the spray of cats. fuck you for ruining my perfect life.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
hey, i don't care what the excuse is-i love the sweets. allah and i are about to go pick out a cookie cake as we speak..
and i don't think he minds too much, either-his odds of getting laid definitely went up this morning
and i don't think he minds too much, either-his odds of getting laid definitely went up this morning
Courtesy of Andrew: "I don't think you will damage your escort unless she trips because she is so strung out on blow. Most people just take them to the rest area."
