Girl Looking for Climbing Mentor

Post by **PRUrientGirl** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:39 pm

I have just started climbing and I am looking for an older male to show me the ropes. I am in great shape and can meet often. You should have a large woody where you can host, extensive knot knowledge, and you must not hold back while instructing me. I look forward to hearing from you guys. Thanks.

Post by **heidiramma** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:46 pm

Oh gimme a break. Can you say 'bait'? Get on myspace or something and find 'im there.

Post by **Andrew** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:48 pm

Try Ashtray, there is a picture of him in another thread titled Ashtray. He is a cool guy. Be PRUdent, because there are some shady people around. There is also this dude named Chris Hanson, I heard he will show you how to climb.

Post by **Andrew** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:49 pm

Post by **Saxman** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:10 pm

You forgot your phone number.

Post by **ashtray** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:16 pm

chris hanson. He is my "To Catch a Predator" hero. I could look into those eyes for hours and hours (or at least for the duration of the TCP interview). i would go for him. besides, i am busy and i hate beginners and jerrys of all sorts. no offense to you beginners and jerrys.

i hear that andrew (injured and fat though he is - see photo in same thread as my photo) is a great mentor plus he has a funny belly button tattoo. He is also a great conversationalist especially if your interests are those of a 12 year old (guitar hero, etc.).

Post by **caribe** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:23 pm

Bah! Bah ha ha!

Post by **TankAzz** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:38 pm

this is a joke, right?

Post by **Josephine** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:43 pm

Pru wrote:THERE WILL BE NO PEDOPHILIA TOLERATED ON THIS FORUM EVER

Post by **Meadows** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:50 pm

It cracks me up when people miss the obvious.