things that will get you in trouble at work

Post by **DriskellHR** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:30 pm

steal the bosses stash

Post by **krampus** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:33 pm

DriskellHR wrote:steal the bosses stash

Do you work for a drug dealer?

Post by **heidiramma** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:55 pm

DriskellHR wrote:steal the bosses stash

that's a funny one cause I've met your boss.
sure you wouldn't rather steal your coworker's stash?

Post by **DriskellHR** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:08 pm

no because my boss is a jackass

Post by **ScrmnPeeler** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:09 pm

I posted the MSDS for water on my cube next to a warning that the cafeteria and restrooms were contaminated with this DiHydrogen Monoxide filth.

'Can cause tissue damage in solid form.'
'Inhalation can be fatal.'

True statements but not as funny as I thought. Kind of caused a Health and Safety Scare in the plant.

Pru · Post by **Pru** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:21 pm

haha that is hilarious!

Post by **anticlmber** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:40 pm

pissing in the ice maker.

announcing the next girl on stage as stupid whore number two.

Post by **heidiramma** » Thu Jun 27, 2024 11:08 pm

One way to avoid having to play Santa at work -