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things that will get you in trouble at work

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suggesting a "slave auction" as a fund raising idea
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telling the orphans you have to leave because your mom really misses you.


touching others while touching yourself in public.


looking at this website.
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commenting on a photo: your daughter looks gorgeous in traditional Indian clothes. Is the little red dot on her forehead like a post-it note, or Sharpie?
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Breaking a sawhorse and then acting like you are shooting it. Didn't go over well.
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only talking to a womans jigglies, never to their eyes
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Post by Josephine »

not waiting an extra 15 minutes after my shift ends so that i can walk the 4 blocks to teh parking lot "with everyone else - to promote teamwork" :roll:

and, yes, i received this very lecture from my manager today :twisted:
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Post by JB »

um yeah josie, what's happening? listen... i'm going to need you to come in to work on saturday... yeah... and there's a problem with your TPS reports... yeah.. okay?

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also you can in trouble by putting that picture on your bosses desktop at work.

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Post by anticlmber »

finding out your boss is the father of a girl you knocked up in highschool. "Oh, is that your daughter in that photo??" "I see."


putting lots of vasoline on your hands before using office equipment.


playing "just the tip"
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switching everyones keyboard and mouse plug.
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krampus wrote:switching everyones keyboard and mouse plug.
do people still use the ps2 port?
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