most boring posters/topics

[Crankmas]

thats better I did not want the pig wrath to be unleashed...

[tomdarch]

Hey don't let this tread die - I'm working on a 100,000 word post to earn my way onto the list! I just need to do a bit more translation of an obscure lecture that Derrida gave on the experience of boredom and to check my footnotes!

[Horatio Felacio]

i think some people have the poll wrong...it's not who's an asshole necessarily, but rather who consistently posts things that are really boring to read...which i have decided upon. thus my reasoning for including paul3eb and josephine on this list, both, of which, most people would agree are far from assholedom.

tomdarch - you came really close to being included, but it's been years since i've seen a good 90000 character (w/o spaces) clarification of the reason ovals are best used to hang milk jugs of butter from. obviously you need to get your priorities straight and step it up.

[mcrib]

what about anticlimber's post about how is the anticlimber and is so full of hate and white russians. boring.

[gonzobeer]

Hey, I'm just going on past experience.

[captain static]

I think I'm on to your scheme HF. Get to the root of BORING on this site, eliminate it, then be a hero and win favors from your buds.

For me the most boring topics/posters usually occur under the Whatever forum followed closely by the Suck forum. The most boring threads ever are any that have to do with dogs. As far as specifically boring threads of late, here are a few examples of mine. Hopefully, no offense will be taken by the posters as these are topics that bore me and reflects no indication about how I feel about you as a person.

Boring Threads
Word
Women Portapotties @ Rocktoberfest
Hillary - My Kind of Democrat
Lyrics Thread
Brains of Liberals and Conservatives
U of F Tasers Loud Mouth Student

Not that recent but the most boring HF post ever:
Military Wall and Left Flank Climbing

[Horatio Felacio]

ahh several good points that i somehow forgot about:

anticlimber trying to make some point without realizing no one cares about his opinion
the threads that contain only a link to some news article

thanks mcrib and captain.

[anticlmber]

what about mcdoogle and his never positive comments.

once again ass face, i don't care.

[Horatio Felacio]

why don't you try being a little nicer to me anticlimber?

[ynot]

Aliens abducted him and used a zapper on him that sucked the last bit of nice out .